SAYINGS OF THE YEAR I
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| Murray, is your name Brameld ? |
M. H. |
| Every time I open my mouth, some
fool speaks. |
Anon. |
| This is a dry valley with a river
flowing down it. |
JM |
| You read like a boiled egg. |
C.M. |
| You won't shut up for long enough
for me to tell you to shut up |
JNC |
| Rub the board out. |
P.B. |
| Mountains go higher as you get to
the top. |
D.S. |
| If you don't shut up I'll give you
some work for me to do tonight. |
C. R. |
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SAYINGS OF THE YEAR II
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| Walter Scott was famous for his
books about the Antarctic. |
U. VI Mod. |
| O'Connell's life was dedicated to
the emaciation of the Catholics. |
L VI |
| Some of the best people have four
initials. |
M.J.M.B. |
| CM: "How old
are you. boy?" |
| L.VI. "16,
Sir." |
| C.M.:"Oh,I
thought you'd been here for 18
years; you must have been born
young" |
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SAYINGS OF THE YEAR III
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| This circle is isosceles. |
C. R |
| The death penalty was reduced. |
M. H. |
| You're not a Horse, you silly ass! |
C.M. |
| You're the most ungeneral-knowledged
boy I have ever met. |
C.M. |
| Anybody who can't hear me put his
hand up. |
M.J.M.B. |
| This book is full of desks. |
C. M. |
| If you don't do this correctly, you
may get it wrong. |
JNC |
| This is a concentric circle. |
C. R |
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SAYINGS OF THE YEAR IV
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| Do it in your C.W. pencil. |
C.R. |
| I intend to complete expansion by
the end of term. |
BW |
| Shortly I shall produce a slipper. |
M. H. |
| We hold annual elections every five
years |
A. B. |
| Hydrogen peroxide renovates old
masters |
W.W. |
| Vth former:
"Please may I be excused,
Sir?" |
| C.M.:
“Can’t you wait?" |
| Vth former:
“No, Sir." |
| C.M.: “Well,
sit down and we'll see who's
right.” |
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