SAYINGS OF THE YEAR I
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Murray, is your name Brameld ? |
M. H. |
Every time I open my mouth, some
fool speaks. |
Anon. |
This is a dry valley with a river
flowing down it. |
JM |
You read like a boiled egg. |
C.M. |
You won't shut up for long enough
for me to tell you to shut up |
JNC |
Rub the board out. |
P.B. |
Mountains go higher as you get to
the top. |
D.S. |
If you don't shut up I'll give you
some work for me to do tonight. |
C. R. |
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SAYINGS OF THE YEAR II
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Walter Scott was famous for his
books about the Antarctic. |
U. VI Mod. |
O'Connell's life was dedicated to
the emaciation of the Catholics. |
L VI |
Some of the best people have four
initials. |
M.J.M.B. |
CM: "How old
are you. boy?" |
L.VI. "16,
Sir." |
C.M.:"Oh,I
thought you'd been here for 18
years; you must have been born
young" |
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SAYINGS OF THE YEAR III
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This circle is isosceles. |
C. R |
The death penalty was reduced. |
M. H. |
You're not a Horse, you silly ass! |
C.M. |
You're the most ungeneral-knowledged
boy I have ever met. |
C.M. |
Anybody who can't hear me put his
hand up. |
M.J.M.B. |
This book is full of desks. |
C. M. |
If you don't do this correctly, you
may get it wrong. |
JNC |
This is a concentric circle. |
C. R |
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SAYINGS OF THE YEAR IV
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Do it in your C.W. pencil. |
C.R. |
I intend to complete expansion by
the end of term. |
BW |
Shortly I shall produce a slipper. |
M. H. |
We hold annual elections every five
years |
A. B. |
Hydrogen peroxide renovates old
masters |
W.W. |
Vth former:
"Please may I be excused,
Sir?" |
C.M.:
Cant you wait?" |
Vth former:
No, Sir." |
C.M.: Well,
sit down and we'll see who's
right. |
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