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SAYINGS OF THE YEAR I
Murray, is your name Brameld ? M. H.
Every time I open my mouth, some fool speaks. Anon.
This is a dry valley with a river flowing down it. JM
You read like a boiled egg. C.M.
You won't shut up for long enough for me to tell you to shut up JNC
Rub the board out. P.B.
Mountains go higher as you get to the top. D.S.
If you don't shut up I'll give you some work for me to do tonight. C. R.
   
SAYINGS OF THE YEAR II
Walter Scott was famous for his books about the Antarctic. U. VI Mod.
O'Connell's life was dedicated to the emaciation of the Catholics. L VI
Some of the best people have four initials. M.J.M.B.
CM: "How old are you. boy?"
L.VI. "16, Sir."
C.M.:"Oh,I thought you'd been here for 18 years; you must have been born young"
   
SAYINGS OF THE YEAR III
This circle is isosceles. C. R
The death penalty was reduced. M. H.
You're not a Horse, you silly ass! C.M.
You're the most ungeneral-knowledged boy I have ever met. C.M.
Anybody who can't hear me put his hand up. M.J.M.B.
This book is full of desks. C. M.
If you don't do this correctly, you may get it wrong. JNC
This is a concentric circle. C. R
   
SAYINGS OF THE YEAR IV
Do it in your C.W. pencil. C.R.
I intend to complete expansion by the end of term. BW
Shortly I shall produce a slipper. M. H.
We hold annual elections every five years A. B.
Hydrogen peroxide renovates old masters W.W.
Vth former: "Please may I be excused, Sir?"
C.M.: “Can’t you wait?"
Vth former: “No, Sir."
C.M.: “Well, sit down and we'll see who's right.”

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